“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I’m too lazy to shave” the prequel
i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
- When not all the books in the series are the same height.
- When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
- When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
- When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
- Basically just books.
- God damn them.